Who's the Slowest Snail on the Gridiron?
It's tough to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron league. These shells-bearing athletes are known for their glacial pace, making it near impossible to definitively rank them. Some might say that wide receiver Sammy, with his slo-mo advances, is the prime candidate. But don't write off Timmy the center, who consistently trudges behin